Recently a coworker of mine had a rather vivid, gruesome dream about Black Friday. In it, the customers were armed with spears, axes, bows and arrows – all of them battling the sales team to the death. We were falling left and right, she said, taking heavy losses store wide. She was dragging the wounded back into our warehouse and into our break room, but they just kept piling up. Finally, she heard a cry of “HELP!”
One of our supervisors had taken a spear to the heart, and had promptly fallen. Then she awoke.
This is pretty much exactly how things went down.
This guide is for those of you like me who would rather sit at home and buy your gift list items without all the drama and pepper spray and stabbings. It’s also for those, like me, who wait until December to get things done (with some nerdy flair). Enjoy.
Look at this. This is sexy. Not only would this be a great gift for any Portal fan, it would even look good hanging naked and human-less on your wall if you need a gift for yourself. Great for any collector of awesome things or even good for a nerdy workout tee. Which brings me to my next gift…
The Guild is by far one of the most hilarious things on the Internet (along with The Legend of Neil), and strangely true to life. This poster is a brilliant combo of Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day and Harlequin romance rolled into one.
This still brings out the geeky beauty of etsy – you can always find something great if you look hard enough. Winter is well on its way here and you’ll need a map to find your way – far, far from the wall.