Snore White and the Huntsman

This is a film convinced it’s as epic as Lord of the Rings with Brother’s Grimm (movie) flair. Movies, as in fairy tales, are about the journey, not the destination. The journey in Snow White is so mind-bogglingly boring that by the time you get to the end-game you just want to go home. This … Continue reading

Yep…still scary

Our minds race when we sleep, its only natural. But after watching a scary movie  like Paranormal Activity 3, your mind is way more likely to take the express train to nightmare hell. Sadly its taken spending the last three Octobers being scared $hitless by a movie that has the same producer, same general plot … Continue reading

Apepocolypse? Blame James Franco

Rise of the Planet of the Apes is set as a prequel to Planet of the Apes (the 1968 Charlton Heston version, not Tim Burton’s attempt to have Marky Mark save earth). Set in modern-day America, a neuroscientist (Franco) is trying to find a cure to Alzheimer’s disease by using apes as test monkeys. Everything … Continue reading